Stephen Colbert stands up for America's second city, President Trump is jealous that China's president got to hang out with Putin and Kim Jong Un, and the White House social media team dropped a video packed with life ...Read More

Every Monday morning for years, at about 11:30 am, the telephone operator in a small Sierra-Nevada town received a call from a man asking the exact time.

One day the operator summed-up the nerve to ask him why the ...Read More

Billy had reached school age. His mother managed with a blast of propaganda to make him enthusiastic about the idea.

She bought him lots of new clothes, told him of the new friends he'd meet, and so on.

When the ...Read More

A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you believe in the Devil?"

"No," said Little Johnny. "It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.

"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said.

"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.

"No," the caller answered,...Read More

"Addidas is coming out with a new $250 smart running shoe. This shoe is so smart it makes you spend $250 on it!" --Jay Leno

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"Today I was walking through Central Park and I saw a tourist get carried off by a ...Read More