What's the Time?

Jokes / September 04, 2025

Every Monday morning for years, at about 11:30 am, the telephone operator in a small Sierra-Nevada town received a call from a man asking the exact time.

One day the operator summed-up the nerve to ask him why the ...Read More

School Age

Jokes / September 04, 2025

Billy had reached school age. His mother managed with a blast of propaganda to make him enthusiastic about the idea.

She bought him lots of new clothes, told him of the new friends he'd meet, and so on.

When the ...Read More

Little Johnny & the Devil

Jokes / September 04, 2025

A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you believe in the Devil?"

"No," said Little Johnny. "It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."

Too Much Sugar

Jokes / September 04, 2025

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.

"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said.

"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.

"No," the caller answered,...Read More

Funny Quotes?

Jokes / September 04, 2025

"Addidas is coming out with a new $250 smart running shoe. This shoe is so smart it makes you spend $250 on it!" --Jay Leno

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"Today I was walking through Central Park and I saw a tourist get carried off by a ...Read More

Dick Cavett Can’t Believe He’s Talking To Orson Welles | The Dick Cavett Show

Jokes / September 03, 2025

Dick Cavett interviews Orson Welles about being self-conscious, his father and his interest in television as a medium.