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Jokes

Memorable Quotes?

on Sep 2, 2025

Published in Jokes

"According to "USA Today" the new trend in furniture is furniture made of concrete. You thought it was hard finding friends to help you move before!" -- Jay Leno

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"Do you know what you call people in Hollywood who've been married for 3 years? Divorced." -- David Letterman

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"A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying it." -- William Feather

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