Conan remembers watching Neil Young “melt” Studio 8H with his performance of “Rockin’ in the Free World.”

An Anteater walks into a bar.

The bartender asks him is he wants a beer, and the anteater responds, "Nooooooooooooooooooooo.."

The bartender says, "Okay, would you like a water?"

"Nooooooooooooooooo..."

Finally, the ...Read More

Dear Son;

I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we ...Read More

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER: 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES: Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog - able to leap tall fences in ...Read More

Harold's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would ...Read More

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He ...Read More