Q: What do cows do for entertainment?
A: Go to moo-vies.

Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?
A: Baker. Because they're making cow pies regularly.

Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get ...Read More

- Anywhere you hang your @ is home.

- The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail.

- A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

- You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

- Great groups from ...Read More

DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally came in an 8-oz can but now comes in a 16-oz can. However, the can is divided in 8 ...Read More

One evening a small boy comes home confused and concerned. His father enquires as to his problem, where upon the boy looks up to his father, and very matter-of-factly asks "What's politics, Dad?"

"Well you see it is ...Read More

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon...Read More

Jimmy does his best to try and guess which famous person’s parents he is talking to.