Sir Ian McKellen Does An Amazing Maggie Smith Impression - The Graham Norton Show

Jokes / September 03, 2025

Gandalf himself on the couch.

Locked Car

Jokes / September 03, 2025

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.

"Do you need some help?" I asked.

She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car.

"Do you...Read More

Today's Stock Market Report

Jokes / September 03, 2025

Helium was up.
Feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market.
Pencils lost a few ...Read More

Bread Facts

Jokes / September 03, 2025

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all ...Read More

Overheard in a computer shop...

Jokes / September 03, 2025

Overheard in a computer shop:

Customer: “I'd like a mouse mat, please.”

Salesperson: “Certainly sir, we've got a large variety.”

Customer: “But will they be compatible with my computer?”

Baptism

Jokes / September 03, 2025

A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter.

As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service.

During this particular...Read More