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		<title><![CDATA[Caught Stealing]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an
exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't
want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we
forget about this?"

The manager ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-901988</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Teacher]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation
of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he
said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the
blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should
turn red in the face."

"Yes, sir," the boys ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-901876</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ad Campaign]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[I saw a new local ad campaign being run for the northern snow
birds by our county tourist board. Against a drop dead sunset
beach picture, It reads:

Come to the SW coast of Florida this winter for your family
vacation! It's got everything...

...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-901873</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dangerous Task]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. 
He kept them in the pool, back of his mansion. The 
millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. 
One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the 
party he ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-38157</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Understading Flies]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking 
around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked....<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-38156</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Polish Scientists]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to a western country. They drove to the airport, forced their way on board a large passenger jet, and found there ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1538457</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Applicants and Light Bulbs]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

- Only one, but 200 applied for the job.

- Thirteen. One to change the bulb and a dozen others to make sure that everyone has an equal opportunity to apply for the job.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1538456</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Camping Tips]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[- Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.

- A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1340712</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[20 Tons of Canaries]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and bang on the trailer door. After seeing this at several intersections in a row the motorist followed him until he ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1340710</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Copy Machine Handout]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One 
copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. 
Finally one day, he just smiled and handed them this sheet.

The copier is out of order!
Yes, we have...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1157262</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Olivia Rodrigo on Her New Album, Filming at Versailles & Jimmy Kimmel Makes Her Dreams Come True]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4225255</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Chris Evert & Martina Navratilova - “Chris & Martina: The Final Set” | The Daily Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4225254</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Emily Blunt Geeked Out Working with Steven Spielberg on Disclosure Day]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4225253</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[FIFA: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Bonus Segments)]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4225252</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Elle Fanning Almost Got Arrested in Las Vegas While Filming Margo’s Got Money Troubles]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4225251</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[If Men Got Pregnant]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100%...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1537780</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[How much is two plus two?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A university committee was selecting a new dean. They had narrowed the candidates down to a mathematician, an economist and a lawyer.

Each was asked this question during their interview: "How much is two plus two?"

The mathematician answered ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1156783</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paying in advance]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.

"Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-202387</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Too much analysis]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.

One turned to the other and said, "Hello."

The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-202386</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Christmas Oneliners]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends. 

Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric. 

Do...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-37963</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/12/2026</pubDate>
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