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		<title><![CDATA[Don't Touch Me]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."

"Why not?" he asks.

She answers back, "Because I'm dead."

The husband says, "What are you talking...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1823410</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Child's View of Marriage]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. So, I got out our wedding album, thinking visual images would help, and explained the entire service to her.

Once finished, I asked if she had ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-159108</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Wrong Number]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong 
number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of 
Blue' and 'A Love Supreme?'" she asked. 

"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a 
wife and eleven children...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-33694</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Quick Quotes]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
"According to the energy department, high gas prices may 
be around for the next six months. After that they'll be 
followed by really high gas prices." --Jay Leno 

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"President Bush has pledged to grant millions of dollars 
in tax breaks to ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-33693</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[And Yet Another Lawyer Joke...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
The priest was instructing a class of third-
graders at All Saints grammar school.

"There were two brothers, and one of them
chose the wicked path of Satan. The brother
was evil and corrupt and did great damage to
many people, and wound up a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-33692</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Historical Hystericals]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[What was King Arthur's favorite game?
Knights and crosses!

Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
At the bottom!

Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!

Wish I had been born ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1316377</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[You Work in Corporate America If...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[- You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.

- Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro.

- Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.

- Your company logo on your badge is applied with stick-um.

- ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1135399</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Forgotten Son]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him.

He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-536832</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Tornado Drill]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Friday, we had a tornado drill. Our department is situated underneath a parking garage (funny how corporations just love putting the nerds in a basement), and there's a PA announcement repeating itself ad nauseum: "This is a tornado drill. Please ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-536829</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Job Interview]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The Engineer said, "In the neighbourhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the benefit's ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-158476</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ray Romano on Becoming a Grandfather, His Wife Turning Him Down for Sex & Getting Older]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4081486</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Tracy Morgan on Getting a Colonoscopy, Working with Daniel Radcliffe & Hating Cyber Trucks]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4081485</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Quentin Tarantino on The Origin of The Kill Bill Suit | Friday Night With Jonathan Ross]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4081484</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Tree That Sounds Like Daft Punk Doing A Sea Shanty - What To Expect On Michael Stipe's Solo Album]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4081483</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Movie Pitch with Stefon - SNL]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4081482</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Seagull]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

"He died and went to Heaven," ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1315806</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Marry Me]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes".

The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer
was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1315804</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Airliner in Violent Thunderstorm]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping around the sky.

One very nervous lady happened to be sitting next to a clergyman and turned to him. "Can't you do something?" she demanded angrily.

"I'm sorry ma'am," ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1134755</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Pep Talk]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The sales manager was wrapping up her pep talk to new staff members. "Just remember this," she said. "Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not."
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-187032</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Tech Support and Customer]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." 
Customer: "Ok." 
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" 
Customer: "No." 
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up 
menu?" 
Customer: "No." 
Tech Support: "Ok, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-33561</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/26/2026</pubDate>
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