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		<title><![CDATA[Expressions For High Stress Days, part 4]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

I wish for a world of peace, harmony, and nakedness.

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

21. Let me show you how the guards used to do it.

And your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?

I'm not crazy, I've just...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1409398</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/19/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Stance Adjustment]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the 
clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to 
get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the 
sixteenth hole about ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1219285</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/19/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Healthy Lifestyle]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your 
secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1219283</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/19/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Asserting Himself]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A husband was advised by his psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you're the boss." 

The man was on fire with enthusiasm and couldn't wait to try the doctor's advice! He rushed home, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-967369</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/19/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Answering Machine Message 203]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Despite the best efforts of the telephone company, you really DID reach 555-1234. But that didn't help much, did it? You still have to talk to a machine.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-81861</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/19/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Funny Punny Names]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some Like it Sweet: Sugar Kane
Oh What A Relief It Is: Al Kaseltzer
New Mexico Tour Book: Albie Kerky
I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd
The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King
Lawn Care: Ray King 
Exercise on Wheels: Cy Kling 
I Hate the Sun: ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1219150</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/18/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Texas]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Arizona.

After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also
an older man.

"Say, is this really a healthy place?"

"It sure is," the man replied.

"When I first arrived here I couldn't say one word.
I had...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-967278</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/18/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Helping Dad]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.

"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."

"No thanks," said ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-81866</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/18/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Deer Tick Warning]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, but this one is real,  and  it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list:

If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-80809</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/18/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[And The Fairy Said....]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating
their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little
restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table
and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple
...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-15257</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/18/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Twenty Management Styles, part 4]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

16) BUA MANAGEMENT ( BY USING ABBREVIATIONS ) This management style is ATRASACWOC ( Adopted To Reach A Shorter And Clearer Way Of Communication ).

17) MANAGING BY USING BUZZ WORDS These managers like to bluff your head ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1408704</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Emergency Call]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dad's pager went off, summoning him to the hospital, where he is an anesthetist. As he raced toward the hospital, a patrol car sped up behind him--lights flashing.

Dad hung his stethoscope out the window to signal that he was on an emergency call...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-966538</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Nicer Approach]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night.

He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened. His wife...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-80812</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Holmes and Watson]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were camping in the forest. They had gone to bed and were lying beneath the night sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?"

"I see thousands of stars."

"And what does that mean to you?" Holmes asked.

"...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-80200</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Real Smart]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[This one happened few years ago in Switzerland:
A man went to a photo shop, had pictures taken,
and - while the photographer developed the pictures -
he took off with the cash register.

Leaving behind, of course, the pictures.<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-15163</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Did you know? pt. 15]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

About 20% of all adults in the US have or have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.

The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.

Among the music catalogs that Michael...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1407240</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Did you know? pt. 14]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

If you pass wind consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

A pig...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1407239</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Josh Who?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[My daughter called me at work to say I had received a call from "Josh" at the bank regarding my account.

Returning the call to my bank, the operator asked what Josh's last name was. I explained that he hadn't left his last name.

Then she asked ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1218074</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[More Oxymorons]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[- Alone together
- Small crowd
- Business ethics
- Soft rock
- Butt Head
- Military Intelligence
- Sweet sorrow
- Rural Metro (ambulance service)
- "Now, then ..."
- Passive aggression
- Clearly misunderstood
- Peace force
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-965840</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Honest Lawyer?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

"My name is Bobby. What's yours?" asked the first boy.

"Danny," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-245869</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/16/2026</pubDate>
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